The Masterplan

So I take it, everyone knows that we're going to be sued or something that region considering a certain someone wanna visits the hospital and so on. For those who don't already know, look here http://the-white-sands.blogspot.com/2009/01/back-from-hottest-state-in-malaysia.html

So here's the plan.



Operation "Scare the hell out of everyone before we get scared ourselves". ( only to be used in cases of emergencies )


Venue : whatever court we're summoned to

Date : whenever necessary

Attire : Black long sleeved shirt, black slacks ( not the super tight Ivan
kind )"klak klak" shoes

Hair : As pai kiah as possible ( purpose is to scare people right? )


Act one,
We line up in our formation. The single lined marching formation. Masuk baris at the far end right as we enter the doors.

Act two,
Pusing kiri ( hentaks to be precised. to garner attention of everyone in the hall )

Act three,
Cepat jalan to the centre of the judge. Ivan walks up to him to lapor.

Act four,
Static turning so that all present catch a glimpse of our oh so good looking faces.

Act five,
Cepat jalan and kiri pusings to our seats.

Act six
Then await our lawyer. Preferably someone who's superb at talking cock. Wait, that would be us. Damn. Oh wait. All hope is not lost.


We still have ...






...







Our very own muttons, Peh 'Pete' Wei and Ram 'Shrump'




All hope is definitely not lost.





song of the week
friendly fires - white diamonds


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